Yeah, yeah. I know, disclaimers are lame. No argument here. But, as much as I hate to put this here, I would hate even more to get sued. So, here it goes.

The author of this website has made a good faith effort to present only factual materials. However, he will not be responsible for typographical, grammatical, or mechanical errors, or just being plain wrong (although the latter is very unlikely). By viewing this website, and using any of the information found in, on, around, throughout, herein, thereunder, and in its general vicinity, you, and you alone, assume full responsibility for the use, misuse, or abuse of said information. Possible consequences include, but may not be limited to: injury, death, property damage, incarceration, deportation, and bad hair.

In other words, if you follow one of this website's suggestions and screw something up, don't blame me!

Please note that the information on this website has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, the Surgeon General, or even your mom. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, especially the lack of a sense of humor. Use of the information on this website has been known to produce extremely fast cars, large adrenalin rushes, and profuse amounts of tire smoke. Proceed with caution.

Now that that unpleasantness is out of the way, please continue on to the rest of this website. Thank you.

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